Covering professional wrestling can be hard if your job consists of providing play-by-play for Smackdown Live or any of the other WWE content for that matter. Some of the stuff that goes through my head shouldn’t be plastered all over the internet for anyone to see. BUT A wise man once said, “Fuck it, we’ll do it live!” Welcome to “Diary Of A Mad Wrestling Fan” staring me, SAMUEL L. JACKSON! WHAT! I’M NOT YELLING, THAT’S JUST HOW I TALK! Err I mean, Lovell “I’m the CEO of this company so I can write about whatever I want, so don’t @ me” Porter. Follow me on my journey as I fumble through all of your favorite live shows!

8:07 PM- Miz is right. He has earned all of our respect. At first, I could not care less about Shane vs Miz but Miz really sold me tonight.

8:19 PM- The IIconics are so fucking annoying… and I don’t mean good annoying. I mean I want to cut my fucking TV off annoying.

8:20 PM- A text I just received:

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8:21 PM- Yes they are, Edward… yes… they… are.

8:21 PM- Oh look… it’s Lacey Evans.

8:28 PM- The IIconics just beat Bayley and Banks…

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8:34 PM- The KO show was a thing? Didn’t this just happen once?

8:35 PM- The KO Show> A Moment of Bliss

8:36 PM- Every face on the show is bigging up Kofi. I’m starting to think they are setting Kofi up to fail here.

8:43 PM- I wonder if they tell you before you get a job working as WWE security that there is a good chance you are going to get your ass kicked by a woman at some point.

8:44 PM- Bryan is great at being a face but AMAZING as a heel. Bryan looks like a Pokémon trainer standing next to Rowan. Unwashed Bearded Hick, I choose you!

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By Lovell Porter

Lovell is the owner and Editor-in-Chief of

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