Covering professional wrestling can be hard if your job consists of providing play-by-play for Raw or any of the other WWE content for that matter. Some of the stuff that goes through my head shouldn’t be plastered all over the internet for anyone to see. BUT A wise man once said, “Fuck it, we’ll do it live!” Welcome to “Diary Of A Mad Wrestling Fan” staring me, SAMUEL L. JACKSON! WHAT! I’M NOT YELLING, THAT’S JUST HOW I TALK! Err I mean, Lovell “I’m the CEO of this company so I can write about whatever I want, so don’t @ me” Porter. Follow me on my journey as I fumble through all of your favorite live shows!
8:05 PM- Ronda Rousey needs to keep it short and sweet. This is the version Rousey that we all wanted to see. I’m am looking forward to Rousey Hand Bananaing the entire women’s roster from here on out.
Rousey be like:
8:13 PM- Rousey doesn’t get paid by the hour. YIKES
8:14 PM- Charlotte Flair had no chance in hell here. I don’t see them shitting all over Riott again. I’m happy Riott held on and didn’t tap out.
8:20 PM- God, I just want Rousey, Flair, and Lynch to just fight and get it other it.
8:24 PM- Ok, if Lio Rush’s big idea to win this match is Jinder Mahal, Lashley needs to seek other representation. I have an idea.
8:30 PM- In all my years of watching wrestling I have never seen anyone botch the sling blade. We should all chip in and get Lashley a congratulatory sash or something. Bobby, you’re killing me. Getting harder and harder to defend you, bud.
8:31 PM- Screw having Ashy Larry as a manager, he would have been a better partner than Mahal. Yo Larry, you’re up!
8:32 PM- Lashley is pissed that Jinder Mahal lost the match… Serious question: Has Lashley never actually watch Monday Night Raw?
8:33 PM- I started to complain about having to watch Ricochet and Aleister Black fight the Revival again… then I realized that I am going to get to watch Ricochet and Aleister Black fight the Revival again.
8:40 PM- The Revival lost because they made a technical error. What the hell was that?