9:01 PM- You want to know what? They replayed McIntyre’s “You may have survived Leukemia” line from last week and AGAIN no one cared. The Boston crowd was basically like… so did you see the Celtics game last night? That Uncle Drew is wicked pissa.
9:09 PM- Remember there was a time where no matter who you were if you beat up Reigns you would get cheered? McIntyre came back a year too late…
9:14 PM- Graves just tried to compare Sasha Banks to Whitey Bulger. He couldn’t even get the line out without laughing.
9:31 PM- The Hart Foundation are the greatest tag team in wrestling history. Don’t @ me, bro.
9:32 PM- Is there a natural cross over between the WWE and SNL that I am not aware of? Why is any of this happening?
9:36 PM- Anyone? Why is this happening?
9:37 PM- Seriously, why is this happening?
9:38 PM- FOR THE LOVE OF THE GREAT SPAGHETTI MONSTER IN THE SKY, why is this happening.
9:39 PM- Hmm. Maybe I was wrong? Colin Jost is the best heel on WWE TV at this point.
9:45 PM- Strowman demands that Jost competes in the André the Giant Battle Royal. Che agrees. Jost volunteers Che. Bliss says they will both be in the match… because she can book matches now? Did I miss an episode of Raw? Since when can the host of WrestleMania book matches?
9:54 PM- Corbin finishes Crews off relatively quickly. Strangely enough, unlike Rousey, Corbin does get paid by the hour… and he is late for his shift at Applebees.
10:01 PM- Look, I know we aren’t supposed to ask for this type of stuff but would it be asking too much to see a blade job during the main event of WrestleMania? How about the imagery of Charlotte wearing a crimson mask like her father did on oh so many a night? That would sell some t-shirts.
10:13 PM- Thoughts and Prayers? Heyman sounds like me ranting about the idiots on my Facebook timeline.
10:18 PM- I always get excited when Joe is walking to the ring with a mic and his hand. You know for a fact that someone is about to get ‘ethered’.
10:20 PM- Joe goes through your soul like ether… Teach you – the King – you know, you, ‘god son’ across the belly… Joe proves you lost already.
10:28 PM- Joe almost never actually wins matches. It’s hilarious. He lost to Angle so I think we will all allow it. They are letting Angle run through all his dream opponents leading up to WrestleMania to make up for the fact that Angle is going to have to put over Corbin.
10:50 PM- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL RENEE TALK ABOUT HER HUSBAND LIKE HE IS HER FUCKING HUSBAND!!!?!??! Just once! Please, I’m begging you!
10:53 PM- Anyone else notices Batista’s head is starting to look more and more like an acorn?
10:56 PM- HA! McIntyre left a Tanner stain on the barricade.
10:57 PM- Seriously question: worse wife: Adrian Balboa or Renee Young?
*husband is being murdered in the ring*
“Gee, Drew McIntyre sure seems angry!”
Yes… yes he does… HE IS CURRENTLY MURDERING YOU HUSBAND SO CLEARLY HE IS A LITTLE UPSET!
10:58 PM-I’m convinced someone is screaming in Renee’s ear telling her NOT to speak. It’s the only explanation… that or she legit hates her husband. 🤷🏽♀️
“This man always has little bit left…”
Whelp another Monday, another Monday Night Raw in the books. I am not going to sit here and say the show was good but it was better than it has been in weeks. If WWE would just spend more energy developing characters this show would flow that much better. Anyone know when Temptation Island returns? Asking for a friend.