8:00 PM- I have to say… this Superstar shake-up thing is silly. Why not have a draft with picks and arguing and so forth. This seemingly random selection shit is silly. They go out of their way to over explain angles but put little to no effort into the presentation of the “shake-up”. This stuff was only interesting when Ric Flair and Vince McMahon were in charge of Raw and Smackdown. Them having to go out on the stage and make picks was great TV. We need more, damn it!!! Mooooore!
9:07 PM- Elias says if anyone interrupts him again they will never be able to show their face again… I guess Rey Mysterio is moving to Raw…
9:09 PM- Oh look! It’s Rey Mysterio, second of his name. Creator of the 619, breaker of knees (his own), luchador born, something, something…
9:10 PM-Should I play the lottery? I think I should play the lottery.
9:11 PM- It wasn’t a stunned silence, Graves. It was an “I don’t give a fuck about this guy silence”. So far the fans couldn’t care less about Lars Sullivan. Lars comes out and the WWE Universe be like…
9:22 PM- The Usos are a great pick up for Raw. The Raw tag division has been stale as hell lately.
9:28 PM- The show has been pretty good so far. So, of course, it’s time to slow the show down with “A Moment of Bliss”.
9:36 PM- Zayn is playing this crowd like a fucking Piccolo. They have no idea he is making fun of them. This is amazing.
9:40 PM- Alexa looks great. Like… really great.
9:41 PM- Am I nuts or does Bliss’ mic look like a glass dildo? Or is Zayn right… am I projecting???
9:47 PM- Naomi? Sure, I’m with it. No way they have her come to Raw to lose, right? RIGHT?!??!!?!
9:50 PM- Well that was a close one. I was convinced they were going to job out Naomi here tonight. That would be SO Vince.
9:51 PM- Well shit. The fact that they mentioned Sasha Bank’s issue on social media on Raw make me think this whole thing is a work. If it’s not why would they bother pointing it out? That’s not like them and if there is anything we know it’s that WWE Creative are creatures of habit.
9:58 PM- Who’s wife did EC3 sleep with? They seem to HATE that guy. Strowman didn’t even bother to pin him. YIKES. What is the story there?