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WWE RAW: Diary Of A Mad Wrestling Fan 4/15/19- Superstar Shake-up, More

8:00 PM- I have to say... this Superstar shake-up thing is silly. Why not have a draft with picks and arguing and so forth. This seemingly random selection shit is silly. They go out of their way to over explain angles but put little to no effort into the presentation of the "shake-up". This stuff was only interesting when Ric Flair and Vince McMahon were in charge of Raw and Smackdown. Them having to go out on the stage and make picks was great TV. We need more, damn it!!! Mooooore!
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10:08 PM- Am I nuts or is Lynch’s not as hot as she was before Mania?

10:14 PM- Even money says AJ Styles is Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins partner tonight.

10:17 PM- Alright, the show started off interesting but I am starting to fade. That Riott/Lynch match wasn’t it.

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10:22 PM- Ok, I am happy they finally gave Lacey Evans a mic. If she slurs her words, I think my “she has a head injury and recently woke up from a coma and thinks it’s 1956” theory may finally be proven…

10:27 PM- Damn it… back to the drawing board. I know I talk a lot of shit, but Evans is decent on the mic. I never said anything THAT negative about her, just that I don’t get her deal. I’ll sit back and shut up and give her a chance.

10:30 PM- I am going to take a shot every time the phrase “Sassy, Southern Belle” is said…

Moments later…

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10:34 PM- That was a pretty damn good outing by Evans. I wasn’t sold on the Women’s Right as a finisher when she was in NXT, but that double jump moonsault looks phenomenal. If she keeps doing stuff like that the WWE Universe will embrace her in no time.

10:36 PM- How funny would it be if Reigns and Rollins partner is Ambrose.

10:42 PM- AJ Styles is going to look damn good holding the Universal Championship by SummerSlam… Also, I love being right. Eat my shit! I’m two for two, baybay! I am going to play the mega millions!

10:45 PM- The only real surprise so far tonight had to be the War Mach… err I mean the War Raid… err. I mean the Viking Experience showing up on Raw. Everything else was frustratingly predictable.

10:50 PM- You know what? I WANT to like McIntyre. I really do. But I just don’t. It’s like… some people like tofu… McIntyre is Scottish tofu… They should put that on a t-shirt.

10:53 PM- WWE thinks they are slick. Everyone is rocking gold and black… I know what you are doing. SMH. #AEW

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11:00 PM- No way Styles wasn’t winning tonight. Even money says the Lashley (the person who ate the pin) is going to show up on Smackdown.

All in all, this was a decent episode of Raw. There seemed to be one or so less talking segments tonight, which made the show flow much better. I wasn’t that impressed by the new members of the Raw roster, but Styles and the Usos are solid additions. Way too many question marks with the others. We have one more night to go, it will be interesting to see who shows up on Smackdown Live tomorrow night. I’ll bet that either Lashley or McIntyre will be on the move and one of them will be WWE Champion Kofi Kingston’s first challenger. Either way, I am sure there will be many, many, things for me to get mad at tomorrow!

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