8:38 PM- So… The Usos of Destiny… err. I mean the Gorillas of Uce… Um… the Usos are awesome

8:41 PM- OH COME ON! This six-man tag is a 2-out-of-3 falls match?

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8:53 PM- GOOD GOD DRAKE MAVERICK’s WIFE IS HOT. Maverick is a lucky man… I am not sure what words would properly describe my thoughts… Let me think…

Oh… There it is:

‘To Out Kick One’s Coverage’ [ Phrase ] definite article (used, Social/Slang Application: The phrase “out-kicked his coverage” is used often in social settings to describe a man who is with a more attractive woman.)

Example:

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I mean… damn

9:04 PM- Hey is Rey Myster… wait… I mean… can we talk about Drake Maverick’s wife more? How do they expect any of us to concentrate on big sweaty dudes after seeing that?

9:07 PM- Oh look, Bobby Lashley has a mic… Let’s see what he had to say:

                                   … You’re a dead man, Ramsey…

9:18 PM- So… I have no idea what they are doing with the Street Profits, but I’ll fucking take it. At least they are on Raw.

9:26 PM- Yeah… the best way to get this Alexa/Bayley/Cross thing over is to have Cross and Bayley argue via satellite when they are in the arena at the same time. Why not just nix the entire segment and have them do their beat the clock challenges? Sometimes you just need the action. Save the talking for people who are really good at it. It ain’t these two.

9:38 PM- It’s cool to see the 24/7 mid card all-stars interact with upper mid-card stars. If they are trying to get the Viking Raider over as badasses, Erik and Ivar should have destroyed every single person who came in through the crowd.

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Um… this isn’t what I thought it was going to be. *puts away Viking horn strap-on* 

9:40 PM- Seriously though, can we get a live look at Maverick’s wife? She may be lonely or bored or doing her taxes or something. Either way, staring at her will be more interesting than watching the rest of this show. I’m kidding. Ok, no I’m not. The show isn’t as good as it was last week.

9:46 PM- You know… I am starting to wonder if this Ricochet/Styles/Club thing is actually just an anti-bullying PSA. I’m telling you after Ricochet beats Styles at Extreme Rules the goddamn Be a Star logo is going to flash on the screen.

9:58 PM- Ricochet’s music make him seem corny as hell. The main track is fine. That stupid sound effect at the beginning is just f’n lame. I wonder who the hell thought was a good idea???

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